If today’s Toronto press covered VE Day

The Battle of Berlin ended 70 years ago this week. Here is how I imagine today’s Toronto press (The Toronto Star, Spacing and Toronto Life) would cover the events. (Click to view large)

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Voting reminder

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Monday, October 26, is municipal election day in Toronto. Don’t forget to vote. What better way to start the week than wiping the smile of an incumbent’s face?

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Jammer!

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City To Ford: Drop Dead

Category killer

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Another big box store planned for a street near Kensington Market, another rash of hand-wringing. Unless the new Loblaw’s has an aisle like this, I think the Market will carry on as it always has.

Mayor Ford breaks bad

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Rob Ford’s Map of Austin

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Long weekend planning

Camping, Caribana, Concert? Whatever you’re doing this long weekend, plan your route and pack sensibly. When I’m deciding what to bring, I always try to picture that bourgeois family in every World War 2 movie .

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